Re: coworker complaining about "S'Cool Diva" merchandise:

"What is that, ebonics or something?"

"If you have a [snack food] named after you, why are you slumming with us?"

"Because it's in Algona!"

Bitterman reports on a near-fatal CO poisoning. "And guess where it happened? Federal Way! *maniacal cackle*"

Hour in Review

11/22/05 4:00 pm

• Oprah Winfrey for president.
• Chrisopher Reeve, expect us to feel sorry for him.. I guess not.
• Alaska Senator Ted Stevens.
• Ken Schram, now HE is one bitter man.

Careful, this is what could happen to you.

Hi, all!

Every time he complains about people in any other town in Washington, or Oprah, or the iPod, we'll post a line item.